You don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!
A man suffered a heart attack while shopping in a store. The store manager
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
Catholic Hospital .
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
“Do you have health insurance?” she asked. He replied in a weak raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank..”
Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the
The nun became agitated and announced, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are