“Divorce Agreement,” by John J. Hall


*–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors who’re willing to forego payment.*
*–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National
Anthem”,and a whole slew of Country songs.* *–I’m sure you’ll be
happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”,
“Kum Ba Ya”, “We Are the World”, & all of the anti-establishment Rap songs.*

                  *–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give
trickle up poverty your best shot.* *–Since it often so offends you, we’ll
keep our history, our name and our flag.**Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded
liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one
of us will need whose help in 15 years.**Sincerely,*

*John J. Wall*
*Law Student and an American*